Sunday, 26 June 2011

Jazzzzz Bun anyone?

Beautiful day in Brighton. was almost sweatin balls today! its either too cold or too warm eh. now whats that aboot? Went for a nice stroll through the North Lanes and hit up my fave clusterfuck antique/random awesome crap store Snoopers. it is truly amazing and you always find something that you must have! i was going through a suitcase of peoples OLD photos to pick out some primes for postcards. i managed to find some epic ones, as well as some old school nudie shots. this was quite shocking because i was thinking to myself 'haha wouldnt that be funny if there were skin flicks amongst these....oh my god!' ill just put those at the bottom....doooo deeee doooo....
We had lunch at Bill's, a truly tasty eatery. I straight up wolfed down a charbroiled chorizo sausage bun thing that contained roasted peppers, hummus, yoghurt sauceyness. no words to describe, if you come here i will take you there!
Since Tim is a forever youngster he got a Yoyo today. hehe he never fails to amuse me!
so i guess this is aboot the time to get on to the latest flicks.
enjoi

ok so my sis was a huge JEM fan back when we were kids in the 80s. i am missin her lots
so i painted this for her. btw it was acceptable in the 80s and i got love for you if you
were born in the 80s...the 80s...


this is my latest but was not inspired by a headache


tim got a new phone and was playin with the 3d cam effect

tim kept taking potos of me and as usual
my eyes are closed...
noice, nose shot!
                             

timothy playing with his new phone!


fish eye lens captures unimpressed expression..

when i ride the bus i ride the short bus...and when i wedged myself into that thing little
childrens laughter started to play, which startled me because i was giggling myself when i
hopped in the drivers seat!


flicks of old flicks im turning into postcards

some theatrical event


2 dudes

someones kitty

one word, awesome



so out and about today and this dude was walking in front of us. couldnt exactly grasp this look but i give the man props cuz
he makes this legitly badass.

this is tim again playing with the 3d cam. and no i do not
normally look like this and im not related to Jean Chretien...

ghost face killah?































silly fly, thats my rollables! 


im in need of new tights!!!!!


i love tims faces



this is one of the best pics ive ever taken of tim. he looks soo happy. it really shows his inner child <3



timmy Yoyoing



good day in the park.

Wednesday, 22 June 2011

HoB aka Help Our Biscuits-the charity devoted to harmonizing biscuits, beverages and consumers and trying to aid those who have experienced the soggy biscuit dilemma.

1st day of training at the new job. didnt start off well. lets see, i was late headin out of the house, had a map, thought i was prepared, Google streetviewed that shit the nite before so i thought i knew where i was headed. turns out i hadnt a clue, got lost, started to pour, was supposed to be there at half past 9 looked at the watch and i was already late! arrgg. so i try to call the lovely lady that hooked me up with this job, and what do you know...ya thats right, i have no credit! cant use gps-no credit! so i walk my ass all the way back home, and on the way Tim calls me because he cant find the house key! so after i vented my frustration and make Tim late for work as well Tim is so great that he called the lady to say i was lost and she says to him, "oh thats terrible, thats the little foreign one isnt it? that poor girl!" i felt like an ass!  so you could say it was going really well for me. but, i finally did make it to where i was going and interrupted the training sesh. hehe oops. so it was quite a long and kind of boring day, well maybe not boring just alot of information, and i have never been very patient or good at sitting for extended periods of time. (after 10 mins i start to get real fidgety)
my mind kept going astray to the dreams ive been having lately, and strangely they have been about my hair and Tim trying to pick up a tranny. ya wtf??? the tranny dream is pretty much self explanatory and i dont think we really need to go into that. but the hair dreams are mind bottling. The first dream all i can recall is that i was sittin in my room painting on the bed and my eyes started to feel sore and kind of  itchy. in my mind im thinking 'man my eyes hurt, i should change my contacts, so i go to the loo, but when i look in the mirror my hair has started to come out of my eyes! all i can say is 'wtf?' and im looking at myself running my hands through this hair! kinda felt a bit like the little creepy girl off the Ring, well except not that gnarly, it was kinda freaky. the second dream ther was just a small portion i can remember and it was that some crazy ninja (straight up legitimate ninja) came out the darkness and started hacking my hair off. i do not know what these dreams mean but i sure would. i tried looking it up but cant find anything.
so enough bantering lets get to some flicks! yay! (i have not been taking many fotos, and for that i apologize)

mmmm garbage gulls

We went to this cute little Italian restaurant that was AWESOME! and we had paaasssghetti Lady & the Tramp style. I decided to get reg spag because its one of my all time favorite meals EVER! you cant beat tomato sauce & noodles, just try......
Timothy playing with ze wax, of course
                                       





mmmm free olives and bread

then i got to flicking.....
                                                                             

he looks so innocent
and playin with the wax, of course. thers no
way you can just look at it, you must touch!
                   





lately i have been going crazy with my
drawings and paintings.
by the time i finished his beard my hand was soo cramped

this was meant to be "Beardopus", but it didnt turn out as i originally intended so i guess
hes more of a "Stashopus"


this is a little cafe down the street. its cute and i love the name!


the rooftops of Hove

drankin ma mornin coffee out of my "borrowed" whorebucks
mug... shhhhhhhh (wink)

i love to take photos of Tim in the most candid times of
his day, hehe


you are my flame, my muse


moi


Friday, 3 June 2011

COMING SOON: THE BEARDS OF BRIGHTON



Okay, if you know me personally then you know that I love beards. There's no 2 ways aboot it, I have always been fond of the 5 o'clock shadow. If you don't know me then well I guess now you know that I appreciate a good friendly bearded face.
Just think how many famous beards there are! Like me to name a few? okie....uh hello Confucius, JESUS, good ol Abe Lincoln, Jim Morrison had a good beard near the end there, mothafuckin ZEUS!, Bob Ross (-RIP-love this guy, makes painting a mountain landscape looks soo easy), Grizzly Adams, Da Vinci, Van Gogh, Colonel Sanders master of tha fried chicken, ZZ Top minus the drummer or does it still count because his name is Frank Beard???, Santa of course!, bad ass Chuck Norris, dear god i could go for days!
I will probably not see this kind of amazingness but here are a few of my favorites...
this guy is a legit Beard Champion!






                                                                             

Awesome...


Great form

hehe one of my personal faves

and of course this is a must

this girl makes Lady Beards and i want one but i cant seem to
find them! :(

So, be prepared for what is hopefully going to be an amazingly awesome post.